1. Unleash a ravenous pack of squirrels on him
2. Sing Goofy Goober around him at all times
3. Slap him in the face... *cough*
4. Throw muffins at him
5. Throw knives at him
6. Buy him a cat
7. ^^^ make that cat have rabies
8. Tell him all the vampires love him
9. Tell him he sparkles like Edward
10. Accuse him of smelling like dog
11. Tell him to put a shirt on
12. Buy him a collection of cullen plushies
13. Write a secret love note from Sam
14. Call him scrawny
15. Throw a pie in his face
16. Make him watch werewolf movies ever made
17. Make him watch The Lion King and cry unnecessarily when Mufasa dies (how come the correction spelling for Mufasa is Murasaki and Muffin LOLZ.)
18. Film him watching Hannah Montana,because you know he does.
19. Throw him a surprise birthday party, but only invite the Cullens
20. When he falls asleep put pretty pink bows in his hair and on his wrists and ankles
21. When he wakes up have a mirror set up so he can see
22. When he gets angry and turns into a wolf he will have pretty pink bows all over him
23. Take pictures

Ok I am done for now.